Joke1: Goldfish!
Stan: I won 92pcs goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom.
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
Joke2: Where Am I?
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer,” Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” “Yes,” the farmer looked at him strangely and said,” you are in your car, Sir.”